casting for the smurfs

I feel like I may have bummed some people out (myself included) with that last post, so here's this...

I heard a Smurf movie might be in the works. Here's me and Tabby's suggestions for casting:

papa smurf: morgan freeman
painter smurf: johnny depp
poet smurf: paul giamatti
brainy smurf: david cross
jokey smurf: dave chappelle
grouchy smurf: jack black
smurfette: britney murphy or scarlette johansson
gargamel: tabby totally disagrees, but i say: keith david (the guy from the military commercials and "men at work" with emilio estevez) that would be one scary gargamel.
sassette: dakota fanning
nanny smurf: kathy bates
grandpa smurf: wilford brimley (they better start recording his parts fast!)
wild smurf: tom green
clumsy smurf: michael richards or steve zahn
handy smurf: billy bob thornton
tailor smurf: matthew perry or andre benjamin
farmer smurf: johnny knoxville
dreamy smurf: snoop dogg, tommy chong or a resurrected mitch hedberg (our favorite choice)
harmony smurf: nick lachey (but he must sing every line so we can laugh at him)
hefty smurf: kevin james
vanity smurf: rupert everett or (a self-depricating) brad pitt
baker smurf: (cameo appearance) emeril lagasi (his only line would be "bam!" over and over.)
snappy smurf: jason lee